Throw Me in the Cotton Fields and Call Me a Slave

Fucking Arnold recipe
3 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1 oz peach schnapps
2 1/2 oz peach iced tea
2 1/2 oz lemonade

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice and place above ingredients. Shake and fill a collins glass. Garnish with a lemon and enjoy the original Arnold Palmer with a twist of the south!

For those of you who have been following Bartender Rant religiously, you know that I've dealt with ditsy co-workers, unidentified vomit, booger eating clientele; the list goes on and on. The tips have been shitty, the shifts are long, and my sanity is about to commit suicide. But, here's one thing that you don't know, I have been working as a bartender for the past 2 years for FREE!!!

No need to adjust your eyes, that bold italicized word does say free and no, I don't get paid for the 10 hour shifts that I put in at the bar or for the irreparable emotional damage that I've endured. I only make money off of the lousy one dollar tips that all 8 customers leave me on a shoot your brains out slow Monday night. Oh yea and all that extra work that I do like operate the lottery machine, ring people up for the liquor store, clean, take out the trash, etc., well that's all done for the very low price of $0.00.

May we all please take a moment of silence right now to pity this poor poor bartender.............................................Thank you.

I'd be better off fucking arnold for my next job, at least I'd get paid to do that.